You know what’s overrated? Human contact. Friends are tedious, family members are exhausting, and romantic relationships — don’t even get me started. You have to shave, and spend money, and even go out at night with only a 50/50 chance at best of getting laid. This simply has to stop, and with only minimal effort, it can! Here, my patented 8-step plan to never having to interact with humans again.
About
Life has no guarantees. It's the idea of "maybe" that makes things interesting--
My name is Ben and I'm 24. I live in LA, work in entertainment and produce for amateur theatre
Stuff I like (all)
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That First Heartbreak
And I sat on his bed as we spilled our life stories out to each other.
“We just can’t work. Did you know that?”, he said.
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jesus he looks like a dirty cowboy doesn’t he
this should be the reference pic for aunt alice’s farm
just stick a cowboy hat...
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dear sweet jesus
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oh good god. the things i do for y’all.
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“I’m always saying ‘Metaphor, metaphor!’ The lyrics aren’t ‘Look how old we are,’ the lyric is ‘Send in the clowns.’ Imagery that illuminates a...”
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So. Good.
